I Got This Email

I Spent 6 Hours Watching TV Antiques and Jerremy Till 4 in the Afternoon When My Mother Came in Said His Wearin Pretty Thin "Son You Better Get a Fuckin Job Soon". I Went on to The Internet to See What Jobs I Could Get Just To Keep My Mother Satisfied But My Degree and Aviation for Every Single Occupation I Felt Some Were Overqualified Then I Saw Over at The Corner of The Screen Someone Had Sent a Message To Me They Put Certain Characters in Bold I Cried Tears as I Read Every Word They Said All of My Problems Were Solved I Said "Dont Worry Mother Couse I Got This Email From The Prince of Some Country Some Where" He Said "His Plan Could Never Fail I Give Him All My Bank Details And He'll Make Me a Millionaire". Next Mornin' I Was So Excited I Pissed Myself Didn't Tried To Hide It I Pound Sized* Gleam in My Eyes. Well I Went Down to Severn Road to Buy Myself a Suit of Gold They Only Had Silver In My Size. I Tought What Sould I Do With All This Money Oh Lord Wouldn't Be Funny If I Bought Myself a Brand New Limousine. So Went Dont To The Limousine Shop and Asked The Salesman Whatcha Got He Just Did This Staring Back At Me. He Said "I'm Sorry Sir We're Closing Down No One Afford Limosuines in This Town I'm Broke I'm Bankrupt I Left to Sell My Kids". I Said "Dont Sell Your Children I Think I Can Save Them Come and Take a Look at This". I Said "Dont Worry Mr. Saslesman Couse I Got This Email From The Prince of Some Country Some Where" He Said "His Plan Could Never Fail I Give Him All My Bank Details And He'll Make Us Both Millionaires". Well Me and The Limousine Salesman Whistling Dixie at This Point Talking About Our Suits of Gold. Then Suddenly out Of The Blue We Saw Ourselfs a Hippie or Two They Were Protesting About The War. We Followed Down To Number Ten To ... Square Then Back Again Then We Started Bangin' at The Door. We Said "Come On David Speak To Us We're Tired and We're Pissed Off Some of Ours Are Moving To France". Then Finally Sawed His Face After Him in Second Place Came Nick Click on His Gameboy Advance I Said "How You Doin' Nick, What Level You On" He Said "Level 5" I Said "What Game You Playin Nick" He Said "Tetris" I Said "Level 5 is Pretty Easy to Get To On Tetris Nick" And in From The Crowd There Came a Shout And Everybody Turned to Look. And The Middle of The Humdrum. Was David Cameron's Mom Standin There Sakin' Up. She "Said David What are Doing" "The Country is In Meltdown". "I'm Buying all My Knickers From Primark". "The People Arrived in". "The High Streets are Empty". "The Country is Going To Shit". And David Said "Dont Worry Mother Couse I Got This Email From The Prince of Some Country Some Where" He Said "His Plan Could Never Fail I Give Him All My Bank Details And He'll Make Us all Millionaires".