YanChan vs. YanKun

Epic rap battles of Akademi Yandere Chan vs Yandere Kun Begin Try to steal my Senpai? Who do you think you're dealing with? If you try and take him Just know I have a knife at home with your name on it I'm the hero of the story, you are the fanboy wannabe But if you really wanna fight, huh, then please try and beat me There are many things that I can do that you would never dare I doubt you'd have the courage to take and claim Senpai's underwear Or tie a rival to a chair and make her wish she was never born So drop the act and leave I'm sure you are missing some freaky cable porn It's funny how the world is so enamored with your position That only a girl can fill your part for a story's true fruition But, you see, let me tell you about rule 63 "All characters have an opposite-sex counterpart" like me I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with, so you better run and hide I'll laugh my ass off as I slice your throat open and watch you die It's not like Senpai will miss you since he'll just end up loving me So I'll give you one verse to back away and beg me for mercy You think that you're scary? Let me show you something frightenning You can't exist in a world filled with Social Justice Lightning "A man can't be a Yandere, he's a stalker, take him out!" My sex give me a pass, you're what they cry wolf about You think politics will stop me? Just take a look around People crave my existence, what does being wrong sound? It doesn't matter what we are So your little verse just went to waste So live Senpai to me, you sad, pathetic waste of space You're funny for a dead man And now, you're wasting my time I have to go make sure Senpai's safe I told you, asshole, he's mine You won't take him from me I'll kill you before you even get a chance You really think so? I know so Alright Let's dance