I saw your craigslist posting earlier today
Seeking overqualified creatives who prefer to be overworked and underpaid
That sounds like me, that sounds like me
Five years experience required
Hiring high-school students dogs and cats and the recently retired
That sounds like me check out my SATs
My five year art degree
Compensation based upon experience and quality
Of handwritten recommendations from a professional in
A well known related field
Doctor's note reporting only taken puffs but not inhaled
That sounds like me that sounds like me
Check out my SATs
My five year art degree
My five year art degree
