Will you be the Diane Keaton in my Woody Allen world
I need somebody special no one like the other girls
Will you listen to me ramble will you prove yourself uncold
Will you be my happy ending be there when the credits roll
You've got every right to be afraid I'll take your heart and smoosh it
I can't be blamed the price you pay is dealing with my bullshit
You've got every right to walk away before you get to know me
Cause if you stay I'll just replay the same old funny story
Will you be the Diane Keaton in my Woody Allen world
I need somebody special no one like the other girls
Will you listen to me ramble will you prove yourself uncold
Will you be my happy ending be there when the credits roll
