Is this thing on?
Hehe, just kidding
My fellow Americans
Jake Hill here
Josh A and I have decided to run for office at 2020
If you vote for us we promise there will be more chaos
More blood, more violence, more bombs, more destruction, more anarchy
We promise with your votes
We can finally pledge allegiance to the Antichrist
And break thousands of demons from
The depths of hell and into the world
Now
We may have to take your children in the process
But with the sacrifice off your child
We may be able give enough off an blood offering to Satan himself
Thank you
We hope to have your vote in 2020
