Alabama (Skit)

We got to pull over man I got to my stretch legs this shit is killing me So this is Alabama. I don't see how anybody can live here really I'm sorry I just don't understand Is that Jake Hill? I knew it that's Josh A and Jake Hill Oh, God I knowed it, I seen your bus and I looked to my son I sad "there ain't no way Jake Hill and Josh A in front of us." We are big fans. Let me tell you what, you have no idea How big fans What that, what, my, our favorite song man, what's that, how does it go? Ah, I'm not suicidal I don't want fu die Just wanna beble cla What's that, what's that called? Ya, ya, ya suicidal thought I... I... I knew it Let me tell you what you boys are doing big things I now listen I hope this ain't a too much to ask But uh... could you sign my wive's... tits Uh... uh... Josh? Please, fucking hell ya dude That is what I'm talking about let me get my wife she in the car Aye, Lib come here! I, I'll be right back boys Ahh, Okay Josh, why the fuck did you say "yes"? You telling me you don't want to see a titty man? Yo we got to get out of here man, we we we, got to go But I... I... I want to see a fucking tidy dude I, ah no Let's just go now we'll go to the next gas station I don't know where, we'll we'll Find one Here they are Linda Ah fuck Hey, boys, we are ready Oh my God, Jake Hill, and Josh A it is a honor Hiii I know my husband told me that you alls were going to do something for me And I know you might be a little uncomfortable But as they say in the south Hue hue Uh, I don't know what they say in the Oh, anyway here is my tits Oh, what the fuck not right here What. on come on, please. Nah sign my tits I'm sorry we got to go I-I, we deeply apologize I'm sorry we got to get the fuck out of here Boys, you better get your ass back here right now You boys better not drive off god damn it Get in the car Get in the car Go Go Go Go Go Get the fuck back here you little pussies