DK Rap (Where Are They Now?)

Here we-, here we- Here we go again! So they're finally back, it's been a long time They're bringing you a brand new rhyme You loved them all in DK64 And I bet you're wonderin': "where are they now?" Huh! DK Donkey Kong! He's the leader of the bunch, you know his name But behind the scenes, he's not the same After DK64, he got into guns Now he hunts endangered species just for fun But his coconut gun, still fire in spurts If he shoots ya, you'll probably die He's older, meaner and wealthier too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh! DK He loves gun! Tiny Kong's back, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size to suit her mood Now, you may have heard that the bees are dying Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying She's killing all the bees, she's killing all the bees! We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees! She can fly through the air and climb up trees But Tiny Kong's murderer of bees! Huh! DK Goodbye, bees! He has a funny face, his limbs are long But Lanky never felt like he belonged He earned a degree in a college town And decided to work as a sex ed clown Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you Huh! DK Just for you And next up Diddy Kong hits the stage Just like Gary Coleman, he does not age His face is youthful like Peter Pan's But he's a better old bastard who hates his fans He's angry, horny, libido's wild! But women won't date him 'cause he looks like a child That might explain his job which you won't forget He blogs for DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net Huh! DK He needs love! And then there's Chunky He's dead Huh! DK Chunky's dead! DK Now the song is over! Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge! Cranky? Oh, man, Cranky's dead too! Cranky's in the fridge! Ho, oh no Wow That's terrible