Busman's Holiday
You can telephone the helpline
Where no-one takes your call
Make a generous donation
If you have the wherewithal
The legal team is all tooled up
The PR firm engages
In another fight for hearts and minds
And the sympathy of strangers
Out of season early May
On a Busman's Holiday
You're just helping with enquiries
Above investigation
But reasons why and alibis
Get lost in the translation
Sirens started screaming
Cameras started flashing
Statements being taken
And faces turning ashen
Out of season early May
On a Busman's Holiday
But they'll never close the case
Until someone can explain
The feeling something's missing
And the empty seat on the plane
Out of season early May
On a Busman's Holiday
