Land of a Thousand Dances

One, two, three One, two, three, oh! You gotta know how to pony Like Bony Maronie You got to Mash Potato You got to do the Alligator, now Put your hands on your hips, yeah Let your backbone slip Now do the Watusi Like my little Lucy Ow! Feel pretty good y'all? Feel alright, now La, na na na na La na na na, la na na, la na na La na na na I need somebody to help me now La, na na na na La na na na, la na na, la na na La na na na Ow! You go to do the jerk now I like to see you work y'all Now, roll over on your back I said I like it like that Now do the frilly dog Like smoke your hog, now Now duck back in the alley Like Long Tall Sally Ow! Feeling pretty good? I feel alright now La, na na na na La na na na, la na na, la na na La na na na I need somebody to help me now La, na na na na La na na na, la na na, la na na La na na na Ow! Do the Watusi Like little Lucy Put your hand on your hips, yeah Let your backbone slip now Ow! Do it Ow! Do it Ow! Do it Ow! Help me Ow! Help me Somebody help me Somebody help me Oh, yeah In a thousand dances Do anything you want, now