The Fish (Intro)

The doors are closing Oh my fucking God, it's you Oh my God, oh my God, it's Bingbing Fan No-no-no-no-no, I'm not, I'm not Bingbing Fan, I have been such a bing fan of yours for so long, in X-Men You know what, I'm sorry, no, I-I-I'm not Fan Bingbing OK so you see that, because that makes a lot of sense because I was looking at you from afar and I realize that you're a lot more unattractive than Bingbing Fan But, I do. I just- I recognize you and I just- I just- Kimiko Glenn No, I... Kimiko, what was it like working on the cast of Orange is the New Black amongst such powerful women? I'm not Kimiko Glenn, I can literally tell you who I am, right... Constance Wu! You are so sassy on that show You bring it girl, work it, you know what, because you bring it And-and I'll tell you this, I'll tell you this You're beautiful--on that show, because right now you're have-you're wearing Sketchers, you're not... I'm not Constance Wu George Takei! George Takei is a man... Randall Park! OK, also a man... Oh my God, I fucking got it You're that fucking fish from Bojack Horseman No, I'm not the fish from Bojack Hor-- Why would you say that? It's an animated character, and it's also a fish, it's not even-- Dora the Explorer? OK, also animated, and also Mexican, and four years old? I'm Awkwafina, OK? My name is Awkwafina, I'm a rapper, and- Who the fuck is Awkwafina?