I blacked outside of Springwater
Took a piss out in the parking lot in the shape of Africa
Blackjack, wrecked my Cadillac
Bought a present for my nose
And I tore off all my clothes, and then I went down on a rodeo
Clown while the bulls all watched and gathered around
Man
Man
Tripping on shrooms
Cussin' out the moon-like flowers for Algernon
Ran down to the Parthenon
Something wrong with your marble ding-dong
Took some speed to calm me down
And I'll never fuck Poseidon again
Man
Sang CCR after huffin' gasoline
Threw up potato salad on the karaoke machine
Told my friend's kids, Santa wasn't real
Are you interested in boobies yet?
Do you wanna feel one?
Man
Man
Man
