I command the power of all magics
Kneel and bear witness to complete destruction
Summoning forth demons and dreams and skeletons too
Elemental beasts, and red balloon animals
Cast aside a river of sacrificed innocent virgins
My power grows, my power is bigger than yours
I am master (the invisibling of Leporidae)
Arcane powers (the vanishing of Sudario)
Take my vengeance (materialising Columbidae)
Annihilate, using fire and frost and damaging spells
Necromancy, bending time and space and spoons
Open the sky itself and rain down blood and guts and bits
I wield the power of ancients, I am god
I am master (the invisibling of Leporidae)
Arcane powers (the vanishing of Sudario)
Take my vengeance (materialising Columbidae)
Black clouds of insects disperse and die in the stench of my wake
Ashes settle as my destruction is spent
Gazing up, a lone figure approaches, coin in hand
Payment accepted
Wipe the sick from my suit and agree to return for Jimmy's eighth
I am Count Cospocus, Count Mysteryo Cospocus
I am all magic, I own the arcane
My spell book is flipping huge
The magic circle kicked me out
Threatened, no doubt, by my unlimited skills
No one comes close to my illusory cantrips
I am all powerful, I am Mysteryo Cospocus
I am a complete
Count
