Merry Axe-Mas

If you meet Santa Clause tonight, boy You better run for your life T'was the night before Christmas, just five years old My parents were butchered in the blistering cold He seemed jolly at first in his suit stained with red He let out a laugh, but then left us for dead That scene So vicious Taught me the meaning of Christmas Punish The wicked Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness You will believe in me Slaughtered under the tree And I won't leave a witness So much for a Merry Christmas Now Santa's claws are out The sinners scream and shout I made sure the noose was yule-tide tight So much for a silent night (A silent night) T'was just three years later, now orphaned and bruised When the hands of the holy inflicted abuse Tied down and lashed, singled out from the pack Took my season's beatings, now it's time to give back That scene So vicious Taught me the meaning of Christmas Punish The wicked Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness You will believe in me Slaughtered under the tree And I won't leave a witness So much for a Merry Christmas Now Santa's claws are out The sinners scream and shout I made sure the noose was yule-tide tight So much for a silent night (A silent night) "So now I'm slashing through the snow And the hearse is on its way With the mistletoe tags Thank God it's Christmas day" I'm making my list You're a slave to your vice So we're gonna find out who's naughty or nice It's time to wreck the halls Let nothing you dismay Santa's taking out the trash It's fucking garbage day... Taking out the trash Garbage day is today Taking out the trash Garbage day is today You will believe in me Slaughtered under the tree Don't believe a witness So much for a Merry Christmas Now Santa's claws are out The sinners scream and shout I made sure the noose was yule-tide tight So much for a silent night (A silent night) Fa-la-la-la-la Feliz navi-dead