Toady Man's Hour

In Toadyman's hour he liked to flex his power But things have gone a bit sour Since he showed his dirty hand Now the newsman's a-knockin' Attorney fees are clockin' And everyone is throwing rocks at the Mr. Toadyman (Toadyman...) In Toadyman's world He likes them bleached and curled He never thought it'd come unfurled 'Cause he didn't think they'd sing But the birdies started chirpin' Usurpers are usurpin' And there's Toadyman just a-blurpin' How he used to be the king (Toadyman...) If Toadyman weren't such a toady man He could have been ruler of the land Instead he's just a toady little man (Toadyman...) In Toadyman's hour he rode the Ivory Tower But then he tries to sniff a flower That he really should have not In the Hollywood hustle He flexed his mighty muscle And now he's in a legal tussle Fat bastard got caught If Toadyman weren't such a toady man He could have been ruler of the land Instead he's just a toady little man (Toadyman...)