Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people-
You know what we need? For you to stop!
Yeah, you suck! Yeah
Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people need
The Thneed is good, the Thneed is great
Let's hope we're not too late
It's a super trendy hat
It's a tightrope for an acrobat
A net for catching butterflies
Daily use for exercise
Everybody needs a Thneed (a Thneed)
A fine thing that all people need (we need)
Everybody needs a Thneed (ahh)
We all agree
We need the Thneed
We need the Thneed (ahh)