My Wife

My life's In jeopardy Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be I ain't been home since Friday night and now my wife Is comin' after me Give me police protection Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one Give me a bodyguard a black belt judo expert With a machine gun Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough To send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long, long drive I may end up spendin' all my money But I'll still be alive All I did was have a bit too much to drink And I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough To send her half insane Gonna buy a fast car Put on my lead boots And take a long long drive I may end up spendin' all my money But I'll still be alive And I'm oh so tired of running Gonna lay down on the floor I gotta rest some time So I can get to run some more Yeah She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin' She's comin'