Pain In da Ass Stewardess (Skit) [feat. Drama Squad]

Ladies and gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes Descending into Kennedy Airport The time is 5: 20 am and were a little bit early this evening The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you had a pleasant flight We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones So please fasten your seat belts And store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your ass Sir, can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing? Aight, I'm a do it right now I just gotta get something out this bag Sir, can you please put your seat in the upright position And store your tray table away? Alright, hold on I told you I'm a do it right in one minute I just got to get something out this bag Sir, can you please turn off that Walkman I've been telling you this entire flight It's against federal regulations to use a walk Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that Listen I told you I was going to do it in one minute Your starting to get on my fucking nerves Get the fuck outta here, aight Sir is there a problem? Yeah there's a problem Do I have to alert the captain? Yeah, alert your captain this, get the fuck over here Come here take me to the fucking captain Who's in charge here? I am, I said who's in charge here? Uh, you are Alright then, now turn this motherfucker around Is this shit on? Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking This is a mother-fucking stickup We'll be cruising at an altitude of 30, 000 feet I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings Motherfucking shoes, sneakers, socks I want the credit cards, the welfare cards I even want your fucking freaking flyer mouse I'm telling you the first motherfucker to move Is gonna catch this motherfucker Now send the bag around, thank you Motherfucker didn't I say don't move