My Lovely Jezebel

She attracts dark rumors And travels in blue and other humors Each time she walks in the room Brings in much more than you'd assume Ooh, I looked in her eyes and through that window I fell She's my lovely Jezebel She neglects you and then she ransacks you so very well And she suspects your sweet confection Know when you talk in contradictions And then she walks without detection Overrules all of your objections Ooh, I looked in her eyes and through that window I fell She's my lovely Jezebel A man is miserable ape and a sad pile of sticks He comes out swinging, gets in a few licks The longest of drum rolls for the shortest of tricks And she attracts mad intentions She distracts all of my attention With her ways and her wild inventions The facts of life they forgot to mention Ooh, I looked in her eyes and through that window I fell She's my lovely Jezebel She neglects you and then she ransacks you so very well