Father, please answer my plea
Your servant's in his hour of need
I need your help asap
I can't get a good download speed
I will be your earthly leader
Only you can be my salvation
I Need an automatic document feeder
Please customise my workstation
I will serve the Lord Jesus, O Lord
I'll dedicate my life to Him
I'll donate as much as I can afford
If you sort out my algorithm
God You'd officially be great
I've been through heaven and hell
I need a quick data transfer rate
And a reliable URL
I would become Orthodox or Coptic
And in case I forgot to mention
Please install high speed fibre optic
I need a top notch meta search engine
I will serve the Lord Jesus, O Lord
I'll dedicate my life to Him
I'll donate as much as I can afford
If you sort out my algorithm
I will build my Tower of Babel
I'll experience my very own Rapture
I need an unshielded axial cable
Please maximise my data capture
I will be a regular church goer
I'll no longer be suffering
If you nix that dreaded 404
I'll say goodbye to excess buffering
I will serve the Lord Jesus, O Lord
I'll dedicate my life to Him
I'll donate as much as I can afford
If you sort out my algorithm
