The diplomat
Who wines and dines
On public funds
Is human scum
I'm a man of absolutes
I don't pick ponies and I'm not breaking bread with you
Nor poppin' forty-thousand dollar fine bordeaux
They're sipping it down while choking on the smoke
Everything Joe Hockey
Treasurer of nothing
Ambassador of what
I am so so bored of
The diplomat
Who wines and dines
On public funds
Is human scum
I'm a man of absolutes
I don't pick ponies and I'm not breaking bread with you
Nor poppin' forty-thousand dollar fine bordeaux
They're sipping it down while choking on the smoke
Everything Joe Hockey
Treasurer of nothing
Ambassador of what
I am so so bored of
