She Wanted Romance

Woman cries in dock and says she did But she wants the jury to know why she did She wanted romance A slow dance No chance, 'cause the man she was with Was Scots not Italian Woman tells of thoughtlessness and lies How he bought her panties in the wrong size So she slept with his best friend whose name was Vince But then he criticised the mince Yeah, he criticised the mince She wanted romance A slow dance No chance, 'cause the man she was with Was Scots not Italian Now the Italian men live at home With their parents 'til they're 41 Woman killed her husband with a sword Then she told her story to the Daily Record Which noted how her courage never failed Until she got to Cornton Vale Until she got to Cornton Vale She wanted romance A slow dance No chance, 'cause the man she was with Was Scots not Italian She wanted romance A slow dance No chance, 'cause the man she was with Was Scots not Italian, hey