Trio Medley: You Can’t Win / Slide Some Oil / (I’m A) Mean Ole Lion

You can't win You can't break even And you can't get out of the game People keep sayin', things are gonna change But I know it's just staying the same 'Cause you get in way over your head You've only got yourself to blame You can't win, child Can't break even You can't get out of the game Ooh, you can't win The world keep movin' And you're just standin' behind People keep sayin' things'll get better To change your state of mind So you lean back And you smoke that smoke You drink your glass of wine You can't win, child You can't break even You can't get out of the game You can't win You can't win No way, if your story stays the same You ain't winnin' But it's nice to see you I'm awfully glad you came Better cool it 'Cause it ain't about losin' The world has got no shame You can't win, child You can't break even You can't get out of the game You can't get out of the game (woo!) You can't win, no way You can't win, no way You can't win You can't win, child You can't win You can't win Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Step right up and save a life Slide some oil to me Let it trickle down my spine If you don't have STP Crisco will do just fine Slide some oil to me I'm beginning to feel just fine, fine Slide some oil down my throat And let me lubricate my mind Yes! Let me lubricate my mind Roar! Say what you wanna But I'm here to stay 'Cause I'm a mean ole lion You can go where you're wanna But don't get in my way I'm a mean ole lion You'll be standing in a draft If you don't hear me laugh If you happen to come around You best not make me frown 'Cause I just might knock you down I'm a mean ole lion How dare you touch the personage of a king? You tacky package of horse fodder Be gone, you little mangy mutt! You, get out of here, dog Roar! Roar! I'm a mean ole lion All you strangers better beware This is the king, king of the jungle here And if I happen to let you slide Don't stand there, run and hide You just caught my better side I'm a mean ole lion Mean ole lion I'm a mean ole lion I'm the king of the jungle Roar! Roar!