Pinch and Roll

Every day when I get in my car It's a Honda, you know I sit on down but I don't get too far You wanna know why? Because I've gotta reach down And scratch an itch In an area, an area That's oh-so-sensitive And so I do a Pinch and roll, pinch and roll (Everybody do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (If it's itchy do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (We don't scratch, we do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll Everybody do the pinch and roll So if you've got a problem You know what to do Whether you're watching TV Or sniffing airplane glue Which we don't do Now the girls don't know But us guys we all know (oh yeah) How to do a little dance We call the pinch and roll Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up Pinch and roll, pinch and roll (Everybody does a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (When you're in school you do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (Don't be a boy, you do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll Everybody do the pinch and roll Fi call yuh my own I pinch and roll all day I pinch and roll all night And if I've got an itch, the pinch is always right To relieve my little itching, got to pinch and roll it now I pinch and roll it now, I've got to make it now We pinch, oh yeah A ragamuffin, a blueberry muffin My dog is named Muffin I'll butter your muffin Baby, maybe Raga-jaga-badda-boom and now it's time To pick it up Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up So if you've got a rash Or a minor glitch, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Stick your hands on down And give yourself a big pinch And then you roll it around And around and round it goes And after you're done Just make sure you know where it goes Not in your nose! Pinch and roll, pinch and roll (Everybody do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (So easy, do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (It will please me, do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (We do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (Everybody does a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (If it's itchy do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (We don't scratch, we do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll Pinch and roll, pinch and roll Pinch and roll, pinch and roll (Everybody do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (Oh man) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (Have you stumped) pinch and roll, pinch and roll Everybody do the pinch and roll Mom Shut up, shut up