Your chains of love now hold me tight
Your bovine beauty makes my heart take flight
You will not change my mind one smidge
I'm going to drop you screaming off this bridge
Clarabelle, you drive me nuts!
(His love's so sweet)
(His love's so blind) Poor goof
(You have to kill him)
(Or he'll change your mind) Poor grunge
(Say farewell to that goof poor grunge) Farewell
('Cause it's your duty as he'll takes the plunge) Takes the plunge!
My milkmaid miss, you charm my soul
You leave me utterly beyond control
Call me a goof, but one thing's clear
Your melodious moo is music to my ears
(He's no Don Juan!)
He's not real smart
And yet, he's touched my little cowhide heart
He loves my moo
My cow-like gaze
His numbskull charm
Has set my heart
Ablaze!
