A Fine Romance

Gee, Sammy, I want to thank you for the wonderful time I had this evening Well, I'm glad you had a wonderful time I spent a buck 85 and the only thing I got to show for it common Is two torn theatre tickets, let me tell you something A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is Why we should be like a couple of hot tomatoes Ah, tomatoes, Sammy, oh I'm sorry But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes Potatoes, oh wow A fine romance with no little clenches A fine romance with no, no pinches You're just as hard to land as the Isle de France I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance Oh, Sam boy, I'm glad you brought this up because I have a few things to say A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder Sounds a little fishy to me But we just fizz like parts of a settler's powder Gee, I wish my dad and uncle were here A fine romance, you won't nestle A fine romance, you won't even wrestle I've never must the crease in your blue search pants You never take a chance, my goodness This is a fine romance Well, I had no idea that you felt this way If that's the situation, I don't think that I'll be stepping out of line too much If I was to ask you a little goodnight kiss (quite sure) I think I got the nerve now to take the chance Oh, you've got me in a trance (wow, wow, we) This is a fine romance