Grouch of the Day

I feel my chin hit my chest As I do my best to stay calm I feel my face start to ache As I try to shake the alarm As I roll on my side There? s a smile on her face That says much more than words ever will About how she maintains all the spirit she? s gained When I? m grouch of the day When I? ve drifted away And I? m moping around in a sulk She? ll have something to say And I usually obey Then I get my resentments in bulk (That? s the price that you pay) For being grouch of the day (That? s the price that you pay) For being grouch of the day (That? s the price that you pay) For being grouch of the day Grouch of the day Grouch of the day As my legs start to shake The feeling is great and I? m gone I feel butterflies wing As she starts to sling music on As she rolls on her back With her smile full of charm That says much more than words ever will About how the delight of her good time tonight Makes me look like I? m over the hill Her beauty erodes the desperate loads Of pressure that fills up my day With one smile all the stress melts away When I? m grouch of the day When I? ve drifted away And I? m moping around in a sulk She? ll have something to say And I usually obey Then I get my resentments in bulk (That? s the price that you pay) For being grouch of the day (That? s the price that you pay) For being grouch of the day (That? s the price that you pay) For being grouch of the day Grouch of the day Grouch of the day Grouch of the day (Better watch out) Better watch out Better watch out Better watch out ...