Makin' Whoopee

Every time I hear that march From Marvin Grinn I was always on the outside, looking in Maybe, that is why I see the funny side When I see another girl become Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice, twice It's really killin' that he's so willin' To make whoopee, whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washing dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious, he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get, folks, for makin' whoopee Another year or maybe less What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess? He sits alone, most every night He doesn't phone, he doesn't write He says he's busy, busy, busy But she says, "is he?" He's makin' whoopee, whoopee He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her" He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?" The judge says, "Bud, right into jail So, don't forget folks That's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Whoopee, whoopee