You Could Drive a Person Crazy

My life is totally prepared for a gigantic change right now I'm genuinely ready to be married Right, then why aren't you? Right, right, right, right Ba-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da You could drive a person crazy You could drive a person mad Ba-da-da First you make a person all hazy So a person could be heard Ba-da-da Then you leave a person dangling sadly Outside your door Which it only makes a person gladly Want you even more I could understand a person If she said to go away Ba-da-da I could understand a person If she happened to be gay You think? Do I know? Nah! But worse than that A person that Titillates a person and then leaves him flat Is crazy She's a troubled person She's a truly crazy person herself Dirty flirt You feminist I just don't understand That time in a month? When a person's personality is personable She shouldn't oughta sit on her butt It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull To try to get you outa your rut So single and attentive and attractive a chick Is everything a person could wish But turning off a person is the act of a chick Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish Knock-knock! Is anybody there? Knock-knock! It really isn't fair Not fair, not fair, not fair Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms I'm workin' all my charms, I'm workin' all my Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms All that sweet affection What is wrong? Where's the loose connection? How long, oh Lord, how long? Bobbie-baby-Bobbie-bubbi-Bobbie You could drive a person frantic You could blow a person's cool Like you get a person all romantic While you make 'em feel a fool Ba-da When a person says you just don't get her That's when you're good You impersonate a person better Than a zombie should I could understand a person If she wasn't good in bed (She's good! No shit!) I could understand a person If she actually was dead Ba-da-da-da Exclusive you! Elusive you! Will any person ever get the juice of you? You're crazy You're a troubled person You're a moving Deeply maladjusted Never to be trusted Crazy person yourself Bobbie is my hobby, and I'm givin' it up!