Have I Got a Guy for You

Bobbie Bobbie Bobbie, honey Bobbie, sweetie Bobbie Bobbie, darling Bobbie, we've been trying to reach you Bobbie Bobbie baby Bobbie bubi Angel, I've got something to tell you Sweetie Kiddo Bobbie love Bobbie honey Bobbie, it's important or I wouldn't call Bobbie Bobbie Bobbie baby Bobbie Honey Whatcha doing Thursday? Bobbie baby Bobbie, look, I know how you hate it and all Darling Sweetie Bobbie baby Not that you don't know a lot of lovely guys, but But this is something special Bobbie come on over for dinner There's someone we want you to meet Bobbie come on over for dinner This guy from the office My best friend from high school It'll just be the four of us You'll looooove him Have I got a guy for you? Wait till you meet him! Have I got a guy for you, doll? Ohh, doll! Smart - but with a weakness for Sazerac slings You give him even the fruit and he swings The kind of stuff you can't send through the mails Call me tomorrow, I want the details Have I got a man for you? Wait till you meet him! Have I got a man for you, kid? Hoo, kid! Smooth! - he's into all those exotic mystiques: The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques They say he knows more than seventy-five Call me tomorrow if you're still alive Have I got a guy for you? Wait till you meet him! Have I got a guy for you, girl? Hoo, girl God, to be in your shoes what I wouldn't give I mean the freedom to go out and live And as for settling down and all that Marriage may be where it's been But it's not where it's at What do you like, you like coming home to a kiss? Somebody with a smile at the door? What do you like, you like indescribable bliss? Then what do you want to get married for? What do you like, you like laughter filling your days Somebody on your side ever more? What do you like, you like constant showers of praise? Then what do you want to get married for? What do you want to get married for? What do you want to get married for? What do you want to get married for?