Competing with a DJ

I am competing with a D.J We, we both fancy the same girl She, she says she's leaning to the D.J He, he wants her in his D.J. world Well, she sends him SMS, she gives me PMS My ship is in distress, though I'm working at my best On the list, she's just a guest In her bestest little dress I swear, I'm such a mess While he looks so cool and fresh Oh, I am competing with D.J We, we're both after the same job He, he's only got a box of records I got a band who treat me like a dog Well, I get them food and rooms We set up in the afternoon He walks in pretty cool and just goes on And his driver gets the car And as soon as the last track starts He walks out with my girlfriend on his arm Now she, she is living with a D.J I, I'm still waiting to get paid I, I'm due in court on Monday To get back my van 'Cause it got towed away Remix! Life is so unfair People say they do, but it seems they just don't care Gotta stop, what's goin' on Or we're gon' get replaced before too long I have been replaced by a D.J He, he doesn't do things same as me But I, I think I caught him looping And if I'm right It seems he's gonna be paying me Well, my girlfriend called this morning She says, "He's lost the plot" She says, "He's so unfaithful" And he spends more than he's got She says, "The beat gets boring" It's tedious and long And she cannot stand his snoring 'Cause he's sleeping all day long I have been competing with a D.J But I, I think that I am in the lead He cannot replicate real music 'Cause human life won't be replaced by USB's Work it!