Beard Song

I woke up this morning and I looked in the mirror I saw something weird in between my ears Right under my nose and just above my clothes I saw something weird I saw a beard I saw a million little hairs on my chin and on my cheeks I felt just like a bear or a bird nest in a tree I had a beard and it's weird because I didn't see it there until this morning When I looked in the mirror and my beard was staring back at me My beard had teeth and cheeks and it smiled back at me I tried to pluck it out but it grew back like a weed Oh where is my face now something's growing is in its place Should I brush it should I braid it should I shave it off and save it? Somebody tell me what's the deal with my beard I've got a million little hairs on my lips and on my neck It feels like there's a broom or a mop stuck on my head I've got a beard and it's weird is I didn't see it there until this morning When I looked in the mirror and my beard was staring back at me I've got a million little hairs in my ears and up my nose My face feels like rug or a fuzzy winter coat I've got a beard and what's weird is that I didn't see it there until this morning When I looked in the mirror and my beard was staring back at me