Don't know how to talk to girls
Went to school, was a fool, never played it cool
I'm sick of watching porn
Shape or size it doesn't matter to me
We can do it anywhere
In a car, on a boat, even on a plane
Mile high club
I'm starting to think I was cursed when I was born
Virgins for life
I don't wanna live this way
Maybe I'll get laid someday, but for now, I'm living the virgin life
I don't wanna live this way
Maybe I'll get laid someday, but for now, I'm living the virgin life
New day, same problem
What's a guy gotta do to get laid today
I'm still a virgin
Pray to Buddha, Jesus, Satan
Anyone can help
What's wrong with me
Am I ugly, fat, stupid
Do I smell like pee
Looks like another night with me and my hand
Virgins for life
I don't wanna live this way
Maybe I'll get laid someday, but for now, I'm living the virgin life
I don't wanna live this way
Maybe I'll get laid someday, but for now, I'm living the virgin life
Virgins for life
I don't wanna live this way
Maybe I'll get laid someday, but for now, I'm living the virgin life
I don't wanna live this way
Maybe I'll get laid someday, but for now, I'm living the virgin life
