Down in Juarez, Mexico In a small adobe house
Rosalita Gonzales gave birth To a handsome little mouse
The whole town came to celebrate The baby being born
But when they got back home They found that all their cheese was
Gone!
You will only feel the breeze
When he comes to steal your cheese.
Queso Bandito!
He'll set fire to the street
With his tiny mousey feet.
To the Mariachi beat.
Queso Bandito!
Do not leave your cheese unattended
Cheddar, Monterey Jack, or blended.
I will sneak inside of your pueblo Relieve you of all your Manchego.
Careful not to take a siesta You will have no cheese for
Fiesta!
Always chased by the federales
But they ate too many tamales.
They can't catch me if they tried.
He'll outrun them
Every
Time!
Queso Bandito!
