You Like / I Like

You like antiques, I like flea markets You like cheese, but I like chocolates I know one way we can solve this It's called fondue, it has both! If I like ficus, you like ferns We put them in matching urns And the silly thing we learned is now they're friends (those plants are friends!) You like red and I like blue You like me and I like you There's nothing left to do but be best friends We're best friends We're best friends, we're best friends Our friendship will never end If we were divers, we'd get the bends We're such deep friends Sometimes we disagree We must monitor our chi And re-align our energy We are best friends La la-la-la-la la la la-la La-la la la-la-la-la la la la-la La-la la la-la-la-la la la la-la Li li-li-li La la-la-la-la la la la-la La-la la la-la-la-la la la la-la La-la la la-la-la-la la la la-la Li li-li-li Dance break! Splendid, after you Oh no, I insist, you're a much better dance Oh, you flatter me Not at all! Okay, dance break's over! Never mind! You like toning up your lats I like wearing my new spats It don't get no better than that When you're best friends, you're best friends You like gray and I like beige Luckily for us, there's "greige" Which is a lovely combination of gray and beige! You like designer boots, I like velvet warm-up suits In that way, we're in cahoots! We're best friends, we're best friends You like red and I like blue You like me and I like you There's nothing left to do but be best friends, be best friends La la-la-la-la la la la-la La-la la la-la-la-la la la la-la La-la la la-la-la-la la la la We are best friends