If the Beef

(Last night I went to sleep in Detroit City) Yo yo ahh! Have your guns drawn, bitin' my shit like Won-Ton You can get gone like carry on boxes of Calgon Like a watered lawn you soak up my flows like tampons Phenomenon, five fingers of death like pentagons Don Corleone like the John or teflon An ex con, I'm blowing up spots like pipe bombs A python, I'm striking like snakes in amazons Prank calling telethons saying my name is Bill Bonds I'd like to lay a princess like the one from Alderaan Get a record deal & when my brothers out I'll put him on Wack MC's need to cut it out like coupons Or get hit with criminals in trucks called Yukon's You like the way I hit you with my special lexicon Everybody sing along if you know in unison You know I can't stop cause I only just begun Try to bite my style but there's no comparison Like the meat called venison or the one on skeletons See my flavors on a roll like the one called Cinnabon Had some extra baggage so I had too jetison Now I hope a label picks me like I was a foster son Got so many styles up on the track like marathons Tryin' to stack chips like the road to Babylon You can't compete I feel for you like Chaka Khan Infrared dot on your head like Cylons Peepin' Toms get riddled with bullets like Washington If the beef between us we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us, we can settle it See me catching' wrecks like accidents on autobahns Avoidin' wack MC's at any cost like pylons Fake rappers stretching the truth like nylons I'm sick of people rapping about clothes or ice on I wish I had enough just to keep the lights on I'm an icon I'm bitin' your ear off like Tyson Da Ruckus heals the pain like the drug called darvon Hanger on's are out for my Franks like Avalon Their skatin' on thin ice just like Michelle Kwan They need to get a job like characters on Hey Mon! Or file section 8 unemployed like a vagabonds Liaison unitin' Detroit like Benetton An angry DJ breaking records with Lynn Swann Thinkin' I'm fresh whipping' a Cadillac Cimarron Tinted out switches, cell phone & intercom Better than all the rest so you can say I'm mor-on Battle anyone at any Port like Huron If the beef between us, we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us, we can settle it You can have a badge & a gun, drink the beer then crush the can Be a nerd who scores the winning point & you still wouldn't be the man Don't waste your breath tryin' to slam jams my lyrics foul Mother fuck the chosen one, I'm the Golden Child You're wack as fuck you must be part of F Troop The only MC you goin' to eat was in alphabet soup Your whole styles encased in a bomb shelter So why even show up? You're never going to blow up You said some shit people thought was so amazing When asked to do it again your arsenal was dried up like a raisin I'm gonna rip shit so have on standby a tailor Been big ballin' all of y'all like Shaq & Tractor Trailer Bring on Superman, Green lantern & The Flash I got a kryptonite watch dyed yellow & gun of freeze gas Peace to all MC's & all hip-hop swingers Diss me & we gonna brawl like guests on Jerry Springer You talk shit & I'mma blast you kid And then I'm going to pose like my man in The Substitute did You rugged? About as rugged as a babies booty Take me out? Please you better Jetson like Judy You're hard? You bout' as hard as Paul Simon You're liver than me? You bout' as live as Phyllis Hyman Fuck you bitch call the cops while you mopin' The only reason I split ya skull I was tryin' to help you get open Kill that noise I'm going to have you all up on the muzzle I'm gonna rip the stage to pieces and have you hoes puzzled I'm not an alcoholic but ya still rockin' with the best Super MC's I'll snatch the S off your chest I'm a rhyme writer not a freestyler I got you stressed If the beef between us, we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us If the beef between us, we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us If the beef between us, we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it If the beef between us, we can settle it With the chrome and metal shit I make it hot, like a kettle get If the beef between us, we can settle it