Handshakes

Say you wanna get in And then you wanna get out When you get the money To buy yourself a castle How will you wear your leisure? Your zipper back and front On the fence together Weekends in leather Flip to the right And slip back to the left For handshakes at the ranch And small talk at the crossroads Rubbing up to the ladder Sucking on every rung Coming up forever And hanging on Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou Ou ou ou ou ou ou ou Ou ou ou ou ou ou ou Ou ou ou ou ou ou ou That's entertainment When the cameras roll Can you face the pavement For a happy dog and pony show? Everybody loves you baby Of course they do Do you miss me? I'll miss you Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou Whoo ou ou ou ou ou ou Buy this car to drive to work Drive to work to pay for this car Buy this car to drive to work Drive to work Buy this car to drive to work Drive to work to pay for this car Bah bah bah-da la bah bah Bah bah bah-da la Bah bah bah-da la Buy this car to drive to work Drive to work to pay for this car Bah bah bah-da la Say you wanna get in And you're gonna get out But you won't 'Cause it's a trap