Come one and come all, everybody know me
I'm the class clown all around and everyday the home me
When they beat me up in the gym
I was honored and privileged they'd let me be with them
And they smack my head up when I try to fix up my hair
I'm so funny
I amuse even the teachers always beat me in
they yard and they just laugh from the bleachers
It ain't so funny when the shows over (ain't so funny)
Storm blows over (ain't so funny)
And I
I got a standing ovation when I fell on my face in the class
Somebody shoe-laced my ass
They spit on my seat
They spit in my food
They spit on my face this audience here is rude
Well I stepped up to Sarah
I though I'd say hi
Figured I'd try
I asked her would she like to join me for piece of pizza pie
But she'd rather die die die
Aimed at her face
But thats only a vision and this is reality
I've got all of these people laughing at me how stale of me
I'm so funny and its all accidental again
