Hey dude
(Yeah bro?)
I got something I need to take off of my chest
(You do?)
Hey dude
We've been best friends for a really long time now
(Yeah dude)
And there's something I need you to know
(Okay)
Remember that time we were surfing
And I almost drowned
And you dragged me to the beach
And performed CPR?
Well, no homo
But that's the day I fell in love with you
No homo
But that's the day I knew you were mine
Looking into your eyes
Made me realize
No homo
But you're lips touching mine
Changed my life
Bro!
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
(Yeah, I think so)
Yeah dude
I totally get what you're saying
(You do?)
I've been wanting to tell you for so long
(You feel the same way, too?)
Remember that time at Disney World
When I ate that giant turkey leg
(Yeah!)
And I started choking
Until you came along
(Yeah I came)
No homo
But that's the day I fell in love with you
(We're so not gay)
No homo
But that's the day I knew we were right
You're body pressed into mine
Somehow didn't cross the line
(Why would it have?)
No homo
But that day
Changed my life
The outside world might see us as gay
But bro, we swear we're not
We're just two bros chilling out
And I think you're really hot (awesome)
(Hold on, wait, go back, what was that?)
Eh- What... Um... I'm... Doing the robot?
(I didn- I didn't, what? I didn't hear you)
I'm gonna smoke some pot.
(That's cool)
Snuggling with you under the covers
No homo
Spooning with you just like we're lovers
No homo
Our lips touch for a minute or two, but
No homo
It's okay with me if it's okay with you
It totally is
No homo
Let's find an apartment together
No homo
Let's save money by sharing a bed
Looking into your eyes
Made me realize
That I love you more than you could ever know
My bro
No homo
