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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Benjamin Kheng
Performer
Andrew Marko
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Benjamin Kheng
Composer
Andrew Marko
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Bang Wenfu
Producer
Lyrics
When I was a young boy, I was really oft confused
The other guys in class didn't seem the same
They'd be kicking balls of different sorts
And running 'round the field
And I'd just sit there with my pet cameleon Larry
Blending in as well as he, but they'd still pick on me
With all their hurtful words and various stationary (protractors)
Then it dawned on me, that I was made a little differently
I'm not so hairy (oh I'm allergic to dairy)
I realized that I was just unmanly
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We're not that great at math, or sports, but we smell better
Unmanly men, unmanly men
And through it all, we'll be unmanly men
When Christmas comes around each year, there's many thing I love
From turkey, ham and Christmas cake and mini turtle doves
But the one thing that I can't deny that just makes my heart stop
Is a fresh arrival of the Christmas soaps from Body Shop
We're not that into premiere leagues and things like pickup trucks
We won't be army officers but we'll make fantastic clerks
We're a soft-boy starter pack, tuck-in shirts and turtlenecks
And dreaming of the day when we have sex (namaste)
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We still like girls but unlike you we're way more sensitive
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We're also socially adept and we can code switch into bruv's
Got a female shaver and I really don't care at all
Though it's meant for sensitive vagjeynuhs it feels really great on my balls
Puberty came late for me, this is my 3 weeks stubble
And at the age of 26 I still don't have an adam's apple
All you cheekopek on Hardwarezone and on the Reddit
Better get ready, cause I make memes not love
And I'm calling you out like R Kelly
We're not afraid to say I love you bro (I love you daddy)
You're the Gaga to my Bradley
Unmanly men, unmanly men
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We all worship a shrine of Michael Cera
Unmanly men, unmanly men
Unmanly men, unmanly men
You may be swole but you don't have a success perm
I ain't too manly to watch a chick flick
We get into saunas to measure our d-
Deeply emotional trauma, I'm making dolla dolla
I maybe cannot squat but I confirm can huat ah
I can tell all the different shades of blusher
I can pull off all the moves like Usher
I'm a man damsel with a man diary
Hit you with lyrics like my man Sezairi
You
You're my love, my life, my beginning
And I-
Unmanly men, unmanly men
Unmanly men, unmanly men
Say no to being part of a rape, and yes to pas de Bourree
Unmanly men, unmanly men
Unmanly men, unmanly men
No toxic masculinity, equality and botany
Unmanly men will someday rule the world
Konmarie (cardigans)
Rupi Kaur (polaroids)
Bucket hats (fanny packs)
Charlie Lim
John Green (juice cleanse)
Blogging (beyonce)
Tumblr (TED talks)
Thought catalogue
Unmanly men
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