Show Me Tonight

I know you're just sitting there Thinking it's all over There's nothing you can do to change your life But there is! You, yes, you Can erase those ugly crow's feet You can grow your breasts, and lose 30 pounds Without doing anything But you have to call now Gotta own it, girl, give it up (gotta give it up) Gotta tone it, girl, oh my God (oh God) What a sad tub of lard Cover up, baby, swallow your pain Call now 'cause you need to be saved (today) That's what I see every day (every day) Oh, why can't they Show me tonight Bring me to life Show me tonight, my body's fine Show me, show me tonight Tonight, gotta tone it girl, oh my God (oh my God) Can I ever just finally love (finally love) What nature gave me (gave me) 'Cause it's time I Show me tonight (show me tonight) Bring me to life Show me tonight, my body's fine Show me, show me tonight Show me tonight Show me tonight Show me, show me tonight Show me tonight We are still waiting for your phone call! You're wondering why he hasn't texted you back yet It's because of the way you look! That's right You look old, run down, and overweight! Lose those crow's feet, get rid of that fat! Call now, now, now! Call now! Show me tonight (show me tonight) Bring me to life Show me tonight, my body's fine Show me, show me tonight Show me, show me tonight Show me tonight Show me tonight Show me, show me tonight Show me tonight Call now!