The Neighbour

Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh You see I was getting older man So I decided to do something a little smart So I put some dough aside And I bought myself a yard It was a little two up two down man This is quite a nice little pad I scrimped and saved and pulled through With a little help off me dad Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh So I was just settling in as you do man A little party then there was a bang at the door It was that fucking neighbour He was going "Turn down your tunes or you'll end up on the floor" I said, "Ah, this is well unexpected man I ain't looking for no fight" "I tell you what, any other time mucko... but not tonight" I said not tonight... Just do one I said not tonight Oh be gone I said not tonight I said not tonight Just do one I said not tonight Oh be gone I said not tonight Oh oh oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh So he's standing in me porch man In his briefs, scratching his sack I said "I bet to find your cock your missus has to lay you on your back" And I could tell I wouldn't like this geezer from the minute that we met Cos he was in his garden talking to plants like they was pets And he was one of them man, I can tell you this geezer he had fucking issues I guarantee you his love life was all ending up in tissues And he was one of them man, spic and span house was far too neat And then I seen him picking litter on a Sunday off the street I said what the fuck? Just do one I said what the fuck? Oh be gone I said what the fuck is going on with you man? I said what the fuck? Just do one I said what the fuck? Oh be gone I said what the fuck? Listen, I told him, "You can just shoo, shoo, shoo!" Cos we could well meet one day mate, maybe in a pub I say finish your beer off man and you can donate that grub Cos remember that time when you was in my porch asking for a fight? Well guess what mate, it's your lucky night It's your lucky night... Just do one It's your lucky night Oh be gone It's your lucky night It's your lucky night Just do one It's your lucky night Oh be gone It's your lucky night Things have changed and I've moved on Story's told so now I'm done Yeah things have changed and I've moved on Story's told so now I'm done yeah