No Buddy Passes

Ladies and gentlemen This has got to be said Dear friends and family This is a CJRealness public service announcement I know what you're thinking It's almost the weekend And you probably wanna get away But as you approach me Think you don't really know me Still you dare to ask me anyway So You must really like to travel (Uh-huh) It's so cool you get to travel (Uh-huh) I always wanted to travel (Okay) Say, speaking of travel (What's up?) Could you tell me (What?) How I can travel overseas (Huh?) On the real cheap-cheap Like a discount seat (What?) Could you probably give me a buddy Stop! You wanna travel (I do!) Go 'head and dabble (Okay!) On Orbitz 'cause I got no buddy pass for you! (Say whaaa?) Stay out my inbox (But why?) Get off my timeline - bye-bye! Don't ask because I've got no buddy pass for you You wanna ride the plane You wanna go to Las Vegas or London to Tokyo New York or Rome You wanna drink (Kombucha) In the jungles of Patagonia You're gonna have to book it on your own Won't you help me? (You wanna ride the plane, you're gonna have to pay) But you can help me (What makes you think I got something to send your way) Why do you gotta be so mean? (You wanna catch a flight, go 'head a drop a dime) I need you to come through for me! (You're not entitled, gal, these travel perks are mine) You're selfish! (Well I'll be that) Stingy as (Well I'll be that, too!) You're greedy (Then I'll be that) (Still got no buddy pass for you, boo!) So selfish! (Hey I'll be that) Stingy as (Yeah I'll be that, too!) You're greedy (Guess I'll be that) (Ain't got no buddy pass for you, boo!) You're crazy! If you wanna travel Go 'head and dabble On Orbitz 'cause I got no buddy pass for you Don't try to get this (No-oh-oh!) You will get dismissed (No-oh-oh!) No it ain't Christmas (Hee-hee!) There's no buddy pass for you No I ain't got time for this (hey!) You gon' have me throwin' a fit I'm tryna get benefits (Woo!) But you here acting like a dumb If you really tryna fly off someplace (Ey!) You gon' have to pay the same rates Don't come for me 'cause you won't get ish You crusty, dusty, inbred catfish Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa! All you crusy, dusty beggars out here tryna get up on my benefits, haha! Who told you that you can come around here askin' me for somethin' We ain't even talked in fifteen years? Oh you thought I was jokin' Wanna travel? Get a bus token Oh you thought I was jokin' Wanna travel? Get a bus token Oh you thought I was jokin' Wanna travel? Get a bus token Oh you thought I was jokin' Wanna travel? Get a bus token (It's time for you to go) (No conversatin' no mo!) Bye-bye!