Bethunia

Met this lady I'm on my first trip to Paris She was sweet, reminded me of my granny We worked the cart together, it was lovely We hit it off - she told me I was funny She asked me when I got hired, I told her last month She says I'm 'round the same age as her grandson I said, yeah, I got a while to go Until I'm holding all the awesome trips I'm sure you hold Lo and behold, she asked for my digits Said she would hook me up with benefits I said word, you gon' slide me your trips? She said, of course, there's just one lil' catch I only met her for her benefits But now I gotta give her benefits I only met her for her benefits But now I gotta give her benefits Bethunia Found you a man to love ya You know what you want So gon' get it Bethunia Found you a man to love ya You know what you want So gon' get it On our layover she took me to the Clack She ordered oysters: aphrodisiac Took me to a club, she started throwing it back I was afraid that she would have a heart attack When we returned to the hotel lobby She started rubbing her pickled hands on my body I tried to go but she only kept getting closer And closer and closer Her room smelled like white diamonds and Bengay I knew that she wanted to kiss may I did not want to move in that way But promised me her trips so I guess it's okay I only met her for her benefits But now I gotta give her benefits I only met her for her benefits But now I gotta give her benefits Bethunia Found you a man to love ya You know what you want So gon' get it Bethunia Found you a man to love ya You know what you want So gon' get it Eight plus weeks and twenty trysts later Haven't received any trips from this gator I'm patient, tryin' not to hate her But I decide I got a visit to pay her I told her, "It's time to pay up I'm ready for whatever you got" She's like, "What do you mean? Thought we were havin' a good thing" I said, "Not if you don't give me what you owe me" She sighed and said, "I'm like you I'm brand new, too Graduated class '19-02 Still on reserve and I can't hold ish But holding you: that's been the benefit" I only met her for her benefits But now she's saying there's no benefit I didn't know that she would flip the script Junior like me; she was pulling tricks Bethunia Found you a man to love ya You know what you want So gon' get it Bethunia Found you a man to love ya You know what you want So gon' get it