Strip it off, spread your legs
Give a cough, shave his head
That's Doctor Klein
Make a chart, check his heart
Twenty cc's, for a start
Should be just fine
We have seen your kind in here before
You think you deserve a little more
They set me up, and gave me a taste
Of what they mean when they steady you up
And every day at the same old place
Believe me, they can steady you up
Oh, then start to mess around certain traits
Oh yeah, they can steady you up
But I kept scoring in the eights
Until they really buckled down and they steadied me up
I mean, they split my face like a cheap pair of pants
Squeezed my brain and put me in a trance
Every night they made a little change in my blood
And I make my bed on rubble and mud
And they can really turn your head around
Believe me, they can steady you up
They are gonna make you strong and sound
I'm so glad that they steadied me up, oh
They got my file on the letter
They're watchin' for, yeah, you know
I wanted far too much
That's why they sent me here to burn below
Look at those eyes, take the pup
I think he's softened up
That's what the doctor said
When I first came here, I was just a bum
But I worked hard and reached the maximum
Two short weeks, and look how far I've come
Just before they let you out
They take one more day to really steady you up
They make sure beyond a doubt
Then you celebrate, 'cause they steadied you up
When you leave, they give you a small amount
I went out and opened up a bank account
And if you ever see your friends again
You take an oath that says you'll turn the bastards in
And when you make your future plan
I'd like to be a union man
And if I ever see my friends again
I'm gonna be sure to turn those poor boys in
'Cause they can use a little help from Doctor Klein
I think that they will turn out finnne
