Welcome to Waffle House

Welcome to Waffle House Welcome to Waffle House Welcome to Waffle House It's 2 AM Welcome to Waffle House Domi D Chocolate Chip Waffle You want iHop, man that's awful Waffles reign supreme They are a dream and they're perfect for my team Nobody wants your soggy cake discs They are worse than tics I'd rather eat bricks Yeah got that Waffle House Put that bacon in my mouth Yum yum in the tum Can't leave behind a single crumb Taste beyond compare No competition, it isn't even fair Welcome to Waffle House Welcome to Waffle House Welcome to Waffle House It's 2 AM Welcome to Waffle House Man, Waffle House sure is good I wish other people appreciated it the way that we do Yeah that would be nice Sometimes it just feels like we're alone in that sense I just wish that someone else could come rap about it like us Oh, hang on I know just the guy Uh hello Sam, I need you to come over and rap about Waffle House for me Oh, ok I'll be right over Check this out Went to Waffle House Meeting my spouse She has a new blouse With a picture of Cole Sprouse Sausage patties Bacon Eggs Toast Come party at my house Cause I'm a great house Breaking laws left and right And I don't care Ice cream in my back pocket Gettin' people to stare I got five whole dollars Meeting up with the ballers Going to school Turned down some drugs 'Cause those ain't cool Better change your 'tude, dude Man, stop being rude Strolling down the street Looking pretty neat Respecting all the girls Ice cream and chocolate swirls Yeah That last part didn't make much sense The Vice President is Mike Pence Wait I'm getting off topic All you gotta do is trot the draulics Welcome to Waffle House Welcome to Waffle House Welcome to Waffle House It's 2 AM Welcome to Waffle House Welcome to Waffle House Welcome to Waffle House Welcome to Waffle House It's 2 AM Welcome to Waffle House