Got something cooking Natalie don't be scared
I could never eat you all out of house and home
Say that comes to you as a surprise
Well today your heart's been searching for riots man
A little bit of scattered rain oh well
Say it's kind of you stop and lend a helping hand
But you did it all wrong doing it all wrong
Don't you know stir it up with metal in the pan you scratch the teflon
Scratch the teflon scratch the teflon
You love me like an angel but you treat me like a fool
Now only stars console me I lay awake wide in bed at night
But it's better than Benidorm I think I'd be seaside sick so quick
Tomorrow they keep on calling for those damn riots weatherman said scattered rain
And it's going coming going coming going coming gone coming going gone
So kind of you to stop lend a helping hand but you did it all wrong why do you do it all wrong
Don't you know stir it up with metal in the pan you scratch the teflon
Scratch the teflon scrape and scratch the teflon
And the pastas before its time
The burners well they won't turn off now
All the while it seems that you've been turned off for days
