Honey Money

I'm gonna tell you something boring I wanna hear just what you say Even if I'd heard it all before just yesterday And even if you wanted kittens And I'm allergic, I won't mention I've gotten used ti the discomfort, so why can't you be? 'Cause she's got money So she's not into me I could never be the guy that she could ever see And we could have it all Still, she'd want some more Even when I make her breakfast, she's a cannibal And I'm lonely, did I mention? She can tell I'm taking chances But won't tell me what romance is And I'm twenty-four Lookin' just like my uncle But I can play this song on guitar Do you know Wonder Wall? But she's got money So she's not into me I could never be the guy that she could ever see And we could have it all Still, she'd want some more I wish I could make her jealous, even care at all See the shining, see them glowing Watch them shining, watch them glowing See the shining, see them glowing Watch them shining, watch them glowing And we skip pebbles on the weekend Sticks and stones with my best friend And you got gold that you can bathe in But while we're here, we're complaining And you got diamonds in a nose ring Half my mortgage in a toe ring And I heard Hesheng's amazing But why go out when we can go in?