I'm Bengt (Minecraft Song)

You thought Rolf was the cutest You thought Sven was the cutest Bernie, Joergen, Ulla Britta you know, they were the cutest Well, that all changed When I came along I'm Bengt The undisputed most adorable The other pets are pleasant But I'm cuter than them all Stolen from my mother (yeah) Later lost my brother (hey!) But I'm still melting hearts With my fire aspect sword Yeah that's right your boy Bengt Can wield a fricking diamond blade Where those chickens at Let me slay (Let me slay) You seen how high I jump? Nothings getting in my way Don't ask about my name tag Cos' I swore i'd never say (Hey!) Bruh you would never believe The things I can do with my mouth Anything you want, I can hold without a doubt I'm an oral phenomenon, with talented chops I can even hold a cherry, without making it pop I'm Bengt The undisputed most adorable (c'mon) The other pets are pleasant But I'm cuter than them all Stolen from my mother (yeah) Later lost my brother (hey!) But I'm still melting hearts With my fire aspect sword You ain't seen nothing Till you've seen me attack (hey!) I've got this special move Where I fight from the back (hey!) I can chew for days On a thick pork chop (but) Let me hold that totem Then I'll never be stopped I'm Bengt The undisputed most adorable (c'mon) The other pets are pleasant But I'm cuter than them all Stolen from my mother (yeah) Later lost my brother (hey!) But I'm still melting hearts With my fire aspect sword