Me and my dad, he's the best dad I ever had
He just came back, haven't seen him since I was a lad
But now he's home, and he's staying for good
We're gonna have fun like a dad and son should
I'm so glad we're together, me and my dad
Me and my dad gotta lot of catching up to do (Me and my dad)
Gonna play catch, see the elephants at the zoo
And if there's time, it'd be a real swell
If we could kill some folks at our murder hotel
We're gonna have so much fun, just me and my dad (Me and my dad)
Don't know why he went away, it was such a long time ago
But if he ever tries to leave again, I'm gonna cut off his ear
Just like Vincent van Gogh (Oh)
Me and my dad didn't always get along so well (Me and my dad)
Growing up with him was my own little personal hell
But having him here really makes me feel calm
Maybe tomorrow we can dig up our mom
I'm so happy it's the two of us, me and my dad
I'm so happy it's the two of us, me and my dad
I'm so happy it's the two of us, me and my dad
