And three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they are said to be
Said one to other "now listen, you two
There's a certain rumour that just can't be true
The man descended from our noble race
But, the very idea is a big disgrace
No monkey ever deserted his wife
Starved her baby and ruined her life"
And another thing you will never see
A monkey build a fence around a coconut tree
And let all the coconuts go to waste
Forbidding other monkeys to come and taste
Why, if i put a fence around this tree
Starvation would force you to steal it from me
Here's another thing a monkey won't do
Go out on a night and get all in a stew
Or use a gun or a club or a knife
And take another monkey's life
Yes, man descended, the worthless bum
But, brothers, from us he did not come
